Let’s be honest: cheesy pizza isn’t just food—it’s a way of life. If the sound of bubbling mozzarella makes your heart race and your fridge always has at least one block of cheese “just in case,” you may be part of a deliciously devoted club.
Here are 7 unmistakable signs you’re officially addicted to cheesy pizza (and honestly, no judgment—we are too).
1. You Judge Pizza by the Cheese Pull
If a slice doesn’t stretch like mozzarella in slow motion, it’s a disappointment. Bonus points if you reheat slices just to experience the pull again.
2. Extra Cheese Is Your Default Setting
When ordering, you don’t ask if you should add cheese—you ask how much extra you can legally get.
3. Stuffed Crust Is a Personality Trait
You don’t eat the crust first—you savor it like dessert. Cheese inside the crust? That’s the main event.
4. You’ve Invented Your Own Cheese Combos
Mozzarella and provolone? Too easy. You’re out here blending goat cheese, gouda, and a splash of cream cheese like some kind of dairy wizard.
5. You’ve Burned the Roof of Your Mouth More Times Than You Can Count
Why wait for it to cool when the cheesy lava is calling your name?
6. You Have Strong Opinions About Melt Quality
Not all melts are created equal. You know the difference between gooey-good and rubbery-wrong, and you’re not afraid to call it out.
7. You Dream in Cheese
You’ve had at least one dream involving a pizza waterfall, a mozzarella mattress, or swimming in fondue. Admit it.